Monday, 4 November 2013

Poor Little Popstar

Biebs has hit the headlines again.

His latest drams? His hand got pelted with a bottle while performing in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Saturday. We've all been there. For me, I'm usually standing in a field and am caught off guard with a cup of piss to the side of the head. How do I cope? Yeah, it's tough, but I just hide my festival hair under a cray hat and keep on. 

But Bieber doesn't opt for a hat. Nor a shirt - God forbid he cover up the guns. No, Biebs storms off stage mid-gig, leaving his teenybopper fans awaiting his return. 
JB all sad and pouty.
Not even hearing the audience singing his hits could bring poor Justin back on stage. The hopeful Beliebers had to admit defeat when the popster's team started clearing away the equipment. Mega awks!

It seems the event didn't dampen his teen spirit. Post gig, Justin wrote 'Love u Brazil' on his page. If we don't acknowledge it, it didn't happen, right?

Erm, wrong. Over two million people have acknowledged it when someone created a Twitter account for the bottle in question.

The whole incident was cleared up in one little tweet: "Stop judging me, I just wanted to touch Justin like the rest of you." Fair.  

Surely. Justin can find it in his heart to forgive. Poor little popstar.

Tuesday, 29 October 2013

That Awkward Moment When...

...you're wearing the same outfit as someone else in the office. Yes, that's pretty awkward. What could top it? Well, how about wearing the same outfit as someone else in the office two days in a row? Erm, yeah, that'll do it.
But, with such life dilemmas, it's all about how you deal with them. And, if you're anything like me, then you'll have someone film you and your fellow dress twin mimicking air stewardesses. Obvs.

Monday, 14 October 2013

In Good Company

Fancy dress, D.I.Y cocktails and a 'party bus' were pretty much what I expected from the hen do I went to on Saturday - but what I didn't expect was to be sharing company with Jennifer Aniston.

And obvs what I mean by company is that we played the same party game, Would You Rather. She was playing in the heart of Australia on The Kyle and Jackie O Radio Show, whereas I was in the slightly less-exciting place that is my hometown, Wolverhampton.

If you're not familiar with the game, the idea is that you pose a dilemma in the form of the question "would you rather" and then offer two supposedly good options or two supposedly bad options. The player must then pick the best of the two, sometimes impossible, choices.

'Would you rather shave your head once or have the iconic 'Rachel' cut for the rest of your life?' was not on my list of questions - I played BuzzFeed's 15 Most Difficult Would You Rather Questions of All Time! - but, the question was posed to the one person who is perhaps best equipped to answer it.

The Rachel.
It came as no surprise that Jen revealed she would prefer to rock a Sinead O'Connor than return to her infamous 90s hair do. It's not the first time that she has spoke of her dislike for the style that was named after her Friends character, describing it as:
 "the ugliest haircut I've ever seen".
I'm sure the thousands of wannabes who took magazine cuttings in to their local salons twenty years ago would disagree. But one things for sure, The Aniston would rather we forget about The Rachel.

Thursday, 10 October 2013

Feeling Blue

Is Bruce Jenner putting the post-break-up hair theory to the test?

That being that the first thing people often do following a split is get a new hair style. Because, since separating from his wife of 22 years, Kris Kardashian, a picture has emerged of Bruce sporting a new blue do
Brucey's feeling blue.
I thought perhaps he'd chosen blue to best reflect his current mood but, it seems that we're yet to see Bruce's new break-up do as this pic was taken before they announced they were separating. The blue locks were actually for an upcoming episode of US show Kendra on Top, for which Bruce has filmed a part in a Hunger Games spoof, called The Hungover Games.

Well, you know what they say Bruce, the grass is greener on the other side. Yes, green.

Wednesday, 9 October 2013

Look Who's Twerking

The last thing I thought about when deciding to do this blog was what to call it. It probably should have been the first, but I had no idea how long it would take to decide on an original title that someone hadn't already beaten me to - which, in case you were wondering, was bloody ages.

So, tasked with coming up with a title which reflected what I wanted to blog about, I poured over magazines and the internet for hours. Seriously, how many times can you type 'entertainment synonyms' into Google? But, just as I was about to give in and go with a generic 'Holly's Blog' title, it came to me - probably much like it did to Miley Cyrus. 
Oh, she loves to twerk.
Look Who's Twerking.

It had everything. Relevant, yes. Twerking made it into the Oxford Dictionary earlier this year, even though, the word has been around for 20 years - the same number of years that the girl who has brought it back into our vocabulary has been on the planet. Who knew? And as a modern take on Look Who's Talking it's kinda smart too, right? Well, I thought so. 

So, welcome to my blog. I'll be doing all the talking about the celebs that are doing all the twerking, and much, much more.