Poor Little Popstar

Biebs has hit the headlines again.

His latest drams? His hand got pelted with a bottle while performing in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Saturday. We've all been there. For me, I'm usually standing in a field and am caught off guard with a cup of piss to the side of the head. How do I cope? Yeah, it's tough, but I just hide my festival hair under a cray hat and keep on. 

But Bieber doesn't opt for a hat. Nor a shirt - God forbid he cover up the guns. No, Biebs storms off stage mid-gig, leaving his teenybopper fans awaiting his return. 

JB all sad and pouty.

Not even hearing the audience singing his hits could bring poor Justin back on stage. The hopeful Beliebers had to admit defeat when the popster's team started clearing away the equipment. Mega awks!

It seems the event didn't dampen his teen spirit. Post gig, Justin wrote 'Love u Brazil' on his page. If we don't acknowledge it, it didn't happen, right?

Erm, wrong. Over two million people have acknowledged it when someone created a Twitter account for the bottle in question.

The whole incident was cleared up in one little tweet: "Stop judging me, I just wanted to touch Justin like the rest of you." Fair.  

Surely. Justin can find it in his heart to forgive. Poor little popstar.